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All One Ring Zero CDs are available for download from iTunes.
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One Ring Zero “Ten Years Of Extra Stuff” (Digital Download) 2009 In celebration of One Ring Zero’s 10 Year Anniversary we have created this special album featuring 27 tracks of previously unreleased material, including remixes, demos, and such hits as “Failed Febreze Commercials” and “Theme to ‘Mork & Mindy’.” |
This album is available from iTunes. Click here for liner notes. |
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One Ring Zero “Live at Barbès” (CD) 2008 A live performance by ORZ at their home venue, Barbès. Featuring Joshua Camp (accordion, piano, vocals), Michael Hearst (theremin, claviola, guitar, vocals), Timothy Quigley (drums), Ian Riggs (bass), Ben Holmes (trumpet), and special guests vocalist Hanna Cheek and Olivier Conan. Click here for a complete track list and for mp3 samples. |
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One Ring Zero “Wake Them Up” (CD) 2006 Accordions, theremins, glockenspiels, and claviolas combine to create One Ring Zero’s latest album Wake Them Up, featuring songs about marching mannequins, decrepit trailer parks, and Siamese twins. |
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One Ring Zero “Wake Them Up” (Japanese Edition CD) 2007 LIMITED EDITION COLLECTOR’S ITEM: The Japanese release of “Wake Them Up,” complete with a slick new cover, two previously unreleased bonus songs, and lots of liner notes… in Japanese! (note: songs are not sung in Japanese, sorry.) |
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One Ring Zero “As Smart As We Are” (CD/Book) 2004 “AS SMART AS WE ARE, births the equation Atwood + Auster + Eggers + Lethem + Moody and the like + One Ring Zero = A BEAUTIFUL SHEBANG OF LITERARY AND AURAL MISCHIEF.” -The Village Voice CLICK HERE to learn more. |
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One Ring Zero “As Smart As We Are” (CD/DVD) 2006 In this re-release of the “author project” by Barbes Records, the CD is packaged in a standard jewel case and is accompanied by a DVD of music videos made by fans, friends, and professions. (See “Addendum” below) |
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One Ring Zero “Memorandum” (CD) 2002 The swell Memorandum, not unlike Combustible Edison’s finest moments, could have played in the background of a Balkan embassy party in the 1930s. No wonder Rick Moody contributes lyrics and vocals to a couple of tracks. -Time Out New York | |
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One Ring Zero “Interludes And Out-Takes From The Pumpkin Pie Show” (CD) 2001 Novelist Clay McLeod Chapman’s off-broadway sensation “The Pumpkin Pie Show” featured live, original music by One Ring Zero. As the album title states, this CD contains many of the interludes and out-takes from the show. | |
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One Ring Zero “alice” (CDR) 2001 Commissioned by the Star Foster / Dance Project, alice is the soundtrack to a full-length modern dance concert–based on the children’s novel “Alice In Wonderland” by Lewis Carroll. | |
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One Ring Zero “Tranz Party” (CDR) 1999 “Jewish wedding music played by ghosts and goblins, a buzzingly angular Balkan soundscape…” -Throttle Magazine | |
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One Ring Zero “ADDENDUM - A Collection Of One Ring Zero Music Videos Made By The General Public” (DVD) 2005 Not only does this DVD contain twenty-one ORZ music videos made by a variety of ameteurs, professionals, fans, and friends, but it also has bonus features such as Jonathan Ames telling the Hairy Call story in his own words, Margaret Atwood playing theremin with ORZ in Toronto, and a rare performance by ORZ on an absurd television talk show. Click here to learn more. |
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"The Sirens of Red Hot EP" Limited edition red vinyl Side A: 1) Burt verses Bert 2) The Carnival Man in Purgatory (accoustic version) |
This EP is available from Isota Records and Midheaven and downloadable from iTunes |
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“Rick Moody and One Ring Zero” (CD /EP) |
This EP is available from Isota Records |
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"MC" Michael Chabon’s rejection letter song. Click here to see the cover. |
This song is available exclusively through iTunes. |
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"Songs For Ice Cream Trucks" A solo album by Michael Hearst of One Ring Zero. Are you tired of hearing the same old two or three ice cream truck songs over and over? Michael Hearst certainly is. That’s why he created an entire album of NEW songs for ice cream trucks. |
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“One Ring Zero” t-shirt with Altimeter Logo (Brown) | |
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“One Ring Zero” t-shirt with Altimeter Logo (Navy) | |
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“One Ring Zero” ladies t-shirt with Altimeter Logo (Baby Blue) | |
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“One Ring Zero” with Altimeter Logo Ladies Intimates (Note: This item matches the Baby Blue Ladies T-shirt!) |
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Onsie Ring Zero with Altimeter Logo (Red) | |




















